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  • Cereal Frustration

    Can open a jar in nothing flat,
    pop a top - I can do that.
    Twist a bit - a long neck bottle,
    open it up - press on the throttle.
    Open the blinds - pull on the cord,
    open the cage - the pigeons soared.
    Open the valve - the water flows,
    easy as pie so as it goes.
    Until I open that breakfast box,
    cereal flies from head to socks.
    Perhaps that is their only goal,
    more on my floor than in my bowl.

  • #2
    You speak TRUTH here poet. I enjoy how your poetry treats of things the many encounter each day. And most of all, the humor. I'll bet you are the life of every party!

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    • #3
      Actually - I am a Wall Flower.

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      • #4
        This is so me. Lol. I can't never open those blasted things right. Good one poet.

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        • #5
          Thank you - over the years I think more cereal went on my floor than in me.

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          • #6
            I am a cereal opening virtuoso. Never have I spilled an oat, a nugget, or shredded wheat. My method is natural, it's faultless, too. I let my wife do it. Toodle-oo!

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            • #7
              Your are lucky - mine does it with cereal, crackers, potato chips - I have resorted to scissors.

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