Cupid, Bunny, Old Saint Nick,
whatever day that you may pick,
a symbol there to celebrate,
happy times and feelings great.

But what about the other dates,
when most are in such dire straights?
Here to help and lift your soul,
I offer you The Mundane Mole.

Now every day your routine starts,
and branches out to different parts,
take along The Mundane Mole,
and conquer boring as you stroll.