I think it's done! Enjoy this random poem about looooooooooooveeeeeeeeeee

Almóst sure

This girl
Everyday she and I cross paths
I see her walking down the hall
When I walk out of the maths'
This girl is so extraordinary
She wears bright blue flip flops
And there's a guy she wants to marry
She has hope for a perfect life
With perfect kids
A great husband and a lovely wife
With a dog and or fish and or cat
She asked me to join her and I said
Lol no cause you're a stupid twat

Confidence is key?
You're like clickbait
But make the C and L a D
(dickbait because you're A FUCKING WHORE)
You hold more fat
Than A McDonalds fan convention
Bitch you'd do everything for attention
Waiting for you to reply is like waiting
For a Half Life 3 extension
Don't push it in my face I can C da cup
Damn girl your face is so ugly
Even 10 pounds of dirt can't make it up
I rather drink bleach
Than hold hands
And kiss on the beach

I'm almost sure this is not love
You're mindless garbage
That I want to get rid of
This feels like a déja vú
But strangely enough
I already forgot what to do
My feelings towards you are cristal clear
They are... I mean... well...
You can ask me about it next year

No I'm immune for your charms
It will never work
I (don't) want you in my arms
Every guy you talk to makes me insane
You think I'm Tarzan but I think
You're the hairier Jane
I know they're talking behind our backs
Don't care I just stare in your eyes
And while I do I get Vietnam-war flashbacks
I rather vote for Donald Trump
Than admit I like you
You can get an honest fistbump

You think you're a queen
Text me your confessions
And they're just ''seen''
The only thing you can lick
is my dic... tionary
The only thing you can suck
Is my straw... berry
I rather push you off a cliff
Than stand still by the possibility
And think a sec about an ''What if?''
I thought I heard a goat groaning
I thought I heard a cat screaming
Oh no it's just you moaning
You do really sound like a fucking whale

I'm almost sure this is not love
You're 50 pounds of hate
That I want to get rid of
This feels like a déja vú
But strangely enough
I already forgot what to do
My feelings towards you have been bright
Oh would you... look at that...
The air around me is very... tight

You hold my bracelet in your hand
And think about a future
Where we once imagined to stand
Is this supposed to be
Why on earth would you
Ever even think
About choosing me?
You can't complete a sentence
Without a curse
But your words make me think
Longer and harder
Than anything in the universe
You're not even remotely funny in any way
But you make me smile
And laugh everyday
Anyway
Maybe I shouldn't judge from the first glance
Maybe you're pure in the core
Maybe I should give you another chance
No lol you're just a stupid WHORE

(maybe extra chorus?)
I'm pretty sure this is not love
You're mindless garbage
That I want to get rid of
Rid of
Rid of
Rid of
Are you gone yet?

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