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    I think it's done! Enjoy this random poem about looooooooooooveeeeeeeeeee

    Almóst sure

    This girl
    Everyday she and I cross paths
    I see her walking down the hall
    When I walk out of the maths'
    This girl is so extraordinary
    She wears bright blue flip flops
    And there's a guy she wants to marry
    She has hope for a perfect life
    With perfect kids
    A great husband and a lovely wife
    With a dog and or fish and or cat
    She asked me to join her and I said
    Lol no cause you're a stupid twat

    Confidence is key?
    You're like clickbait
    But make the C and L a D
    (dickbait because you're A FUCKING WHORE)
    You hold more fat
    Than A McDonalds fan convention
    Bitch you'd do everything for attention
    Waiting for you to reply is like waiting
    For a Half Life 3 extension
    Don't push it in my face I can C da cup
    Damn girl your face is so ugly
    Even 10 pounds of dirt can't make it up
    I rather drink bleach
    Than hold hands
    And kiss on the beach

    I'm almost sure this is not love
    You're mindless garbage
    That I want to get rid of
    This feels like a déja vú
    But strangely enough
    I already forgot what to do
    My feelings towards you are cristal clear
    They are... I mean... well...
    You can ask me about it next year

    No I'm immune for your charms
    It will never work
    I (don't) want you in my arms
    Every guy you talk to makes me insane
    You think I'm Tarzan but I think
    You're the hairier Jane
    I know they're talking behind our backs
    Don't care I just stare in your eyes
    And while I do I get Vietnam-war flashbacks
    I rather vote for Donald Trump
    Than admit I like you
    You can get an honest fistbump

    You think you're a queen
    Text me your confessions
    And they're just ''seen''
    The only thing you can lick
    is my dic... tionary
    The only thing you can suck
    Is my straw... berry
    I rather push you off a cliff
    Than stand still by the possibility
    And think a sec about an ''What if?''
    I thought I heard a goat groaning
    I thought I heard a cat screaming
    Oh no it's just you moaning
    You do really sound like a fucking whale

    I'm almost sure this is not love
    You're 50 pounds of hate
    That I want to get rid of
    This feels like a déja vú
    But strangely enough
    I already forgot what to do
    My feelings towards you have been bright
    Oh would you... look at that...
    The air around me is very... tight

    You hold my bracelet in your hand
    And think about a future
    Where we once imagined to stand
    Is this supposed to be
    Why on earth would you
    Ever even think
    About choosing me?
    You can't complete a sentence
    Without a curse
    But your words make me think
    Longer and harder
    Than anything in the universe
    You're not even remotely funny in any way
    But you make me smile
    And laugh everyday
    Anyway
    Maybe I shouldn't judge from the first glance
    Maybe you're pure in the core
    Maybe I should give you another chance
    No lol you're just a stupid WHORE

    (maybe extra chorus?)
    I'm pretty sure this is not love
    You're mindless garbage
    That I want to get rid of
    Rid of
    Rid of
    Rid of
    Are you gone yet?

    Also, follow me on Twitter: Rabondo I'm hilarious!
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