The Battle for the Last Post: Mission Reborn!

[Joe Bobbo]

Congratulations to Emmy for winning the 33rd Battle!

Here are the rules:
1. You may not make more than five consecutive posts.
2. The person to make the 200th post is the winner.
3. No posts shall be physically threatening.
4. No posts shall reveal someone's home address or telephone number.
5. No posts should be profane or abusive without any redeeming content at all, like a message that is just a string of profanity.
6. Any incoherent commercial advertisement/"spam" posting is not allowed.
7. No posts shall contain pornographic/adult situation materials. This includes any sort of foreplay/teasing. Remember: The Rhymezone forum is intended to be a PG-13 environment.
8. Be as incoherently random as you want in the posts!
9. No one is to intentionally, or "accidentally" delete posts to 'win' the post number.
10. There will be NO creating secondary accounts/posting as guests in order to award yourself extra posts to claim the winning post number.
11. Posts containing quotations will not contain more than three quotes.
12. If your post is abusively edited by Joe Bobbo, or any other Moderator, you're not allowed to re-edit the post back to what it was.
13. DON'T PANIC, carry a towel.

Any post which violates any of those rules will be deleted as soon as possible.

Remember to please follow the rules. We're all here to have fun, and to post the randomness of what happened throughout the day. This is to prevent the countless number of "OMG! Guess what happened to me!" topics. Besides, the Moderators are too "busy" to delete your posts! Unless the post is THAT bad, then we will.

Here is the list of the past winners as best as I know:

Mission ------>Winner(s)
1 ------>CAR's (ChrisW - AKA StarryNight, AcidTrip, Rachj79)
2 ------>Joe Bobbo for BAD (Bobbo, AngelGurl, Doofusbrain)
3 ------>Belle Ringer for WeB (Weedy, Electron.John, Belle Ringer)
4 ------>KingKongus, Tyrannus (AKA Beavarius)
5 ------>Lioness
6 ------>AcidTrip
7 ------>AcidTrip
8 ------>AngelGurl
9 ------>Lioness
10 ----->Ogsta101 (30 page winner), Emmy: Anti-Social Extraordinaire (25 page winner)
11 ------>CeramicCornflake (Page 50 winner), Veromorphia (Page 25 winner)
12------->Emmy:Anti-Social Extraordinaire for Team EL (Page 75 winner), Electron.John (page 50 winner), Veromorphia (page 25 winner)
13------>Emmy Superlative (page 85 winner)
14------>Reflection of Missed Interpretation (page 25 winner)
15------>Emmy Superlative (surprise page 55 winner)
16------>lingerinsilence (page 30 winner)
17------>CeramicCornflake (Page 26 winner)
18------> RoMI (Page 15 winner)
19------> lingerinsilence (Page 19 winner)
20------> Willa Willow (page 100)
21------> AngelGurl (Page 20 winner)
22------> AngelGurl (Page 20 winner)
23------> Willa Willow (page 23 winner)
24------> AcidTrip (page 50 winner)
25------> Catz77 (page 12 winner)
26------> Willa Willow (page 10 winner)
27------> Angelgurl (page 10 winner)
28------> AcidTrip (page 20 winner)
29------> Emmy. (last post of page 40 winner)
30------> Catz77 (page 69 winner)
31------> CeramicCornflake (page 13 winner)
32------> CeramicCornflake (page 23 winner)
33------> Emmy. (Page 17 winner)
34------>Emmy (Page 3 winner) Mission Goodbye PZ

[Emmy]

IT LIVES



(since when I do have to have 10 characters in a post?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS)

[Angelgurl]

what year was the original battle? 2003? hard to believe the battle has been raging for over a decade now

[Joe Bobbo]

Sad thing is that a small handful of us are still here from the first battle. But life happens sometimes.

[Willa]

Thomas and I broke up again. Woo hoo.

[Electron.John]

Thomas and I broke up again. Woo hoo.

Sorry about that. Is it for the best?

[Catz]

I like this site.
FUN!

[Angelgurl]

Sad thing is that a small handful of us are still here from the first battle. But life happens sometimes.

yeah, I dropped out for a while. life got really busy in the past year. not the first time I've dropped out for a bit, but I always find my way back lol

[Catz]

Well now I am a bit overwhelmed by the site...

[Catz]

It's too different! ...........and I have to wait 30 seconds before I can post again??

[Willa]

EJ, I don't know it it's for the best, but it certainly couldn't have gotten much worse toward the end. Six months of my life just gone. Interesting. Not a very long time, but long considering my history.

[Emmy]

Has anyone else been following the news about the missing flight from Malaysia to China? Apparently they've figured out that the spot where they lost contact with the plane was in the opposite direction of where it was supposed to be traveling.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/11/world/asia/malaysia-airlines-plane/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

This whole thing just gets weirder and weirder.

[Joe Bobbo]

So, I learned today that we are unable to make GIFs as our profile picture. =(

[Emmy]

So, I learned today that we are unable to make GIFs as our profile picture. =(

(But we can use them in posts, which is fun.)

[Joe Bobbo]

Heck yeah! Now I can abuse the humping icon forever!