The Battle for the Last Post: Mission RhymeZone Emmys!

[Johnyr]

Congratulations to Emmy! Keep it up!

[Muttado1sb]

And let’s get this above the fashionista spamista’s posts where someone might see it.

[Muttado1sb]

And though Emmy won the last contest that turned out to be the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, as well as a few others, let's go to infinity and beyond (yes, mix those media references). I say why be nice and wait for her to come back to play with a chance to win again but rather let's have a contest where her only play is to end the game.

[Muttado1sb]

At some point, however, the honeymoon will come to an end. Sometime after that, being the prolific poster she was to RhymeZone contests, we can expect her to be back posting again.

[Muttado1sb]

The last we heard Emmy was running off to get married. Congratulations to her if she actually went through with it.

[Muttado1sb]

Congratulations to Emmy on her victory in Mission: March Madness!

Here are the rules:
1. You may not make more than five consecutive posts.
2. The person with the last post before Emmy returns and posts in this thread will be declared the winner.
3. No posts shall be physically threatening.
4. No posts shall reveal someone's home address or telephone number.
5. No posts should be profane or abusive without any redeeming content at all, like a message that is just a string of profanity.
6. Any incoherent commercial advertisement/"spam" posting is not allowed.
7. No posts shall contain pornographic/adult situation materials. This includes any sort of foreplay/teasing. Remember: The Rhymezone forum is intended to be a PG-13 environment.
8. Be as incoherently random as you want in the posts!
9. No one is to intentionally, or "accidentally" delete posts to 'win' the post number.
10. There will be NO creating secondary accounts/posting as guests in order to award yourself extra posts to claim the winning post number.
11. Posts containing quotations will not contain more than three quotes.
12. If your post is edited by me or any Moderator, you're not allowed to re-edit the post back to what it was.
13. DON'T PANIC and drink a lot of water.

Any post which violates any of those rules will be deleted as soon as possible.

Remember to please follow the rules. We're all here to have fun, and to post the randomness of what happened throughout the day. This is to prevent the countless number of "OMG! Guess what happened to me!" topics.

Here is the list of the previous winners:

Mission ------> Winner(s)
01 -----> CAR's (ChrisW - AKA StarryNight, AcidTrip, Rachj79)
02 -----> Joe Bobbo for BAD (Bobbo, AngelGurl, Doofusbrain)
03 -----> Belle Ringer for WeB (Weedy, Electron.John, Belle Ringer)
04 -----> KingKongus, Tyrannus (AKA Beavarius)
05 -----> Lioness
06 -----> AcidTrip
07 -----> AcidTrip
08 -----> AngelGurl
09 -----> Lioness
10 -----> Ogsta101 (30 page winner), Emmy: Anti-Social Extraordinaire (25 page winner)
11 -----> CeramicCornflake (Page 50 winner), Veromorphia (Page 25 winner)
12 -----> Emmy:Anti-Social Extraordinaire for Team EL (Page 75 winner), Electron.John (page 50 winner), Veromorphia (page 25 winner)
13 -----> Emmy Superlative (page 85 winner)
14 -----> Reflection of Missed Interpretation (page 25 winner)
15 -----> Emmy Superlative (surprise page 55 winner)
16 -----> lingerinsilence (page 30 winner)
17 -----> CeramicCornflake (Page 26 winner)
18 -----> RoMI (Page 15 winner)
19 -----> lingerinsilence (Page 19 winner)
20 -----> Willa Willow (page 100)
21 -----> AngelGurl (Page 20 winner)
22 -----> AngelGurl (Page 20 winner)
23 -----> Willa Willow (page 23 winner)
24 -----> AcidTrip (page 50 winner)
25 -----> Catz77 (page 12 winner)
26 -----> Willa Willow (page 10 winner)
27 -----> Angelgurl (page 10 winner)
28 -----> AcidTrip (page 20 winner)
29 -----> Emmy. (last post of page 40 winner)
30 -----> Catz77 (page 69 winner)
31 -----> CeramicCornflake (page 13 winner)
32 -----> CeramicCornflake (page 23 winner)
33 -----> Emmy. (Page 17 winner)
34 -----> Emmy (Page 3 winner) Mission Goodbye PZ
35 -----> Catz (200 post winner) Mission Reborn!
36 -----> Joe Bobbo (1000th post winner) Millennium Edition!
37 -----> CeramicCornflake (200th post winner) Bicentennial Edition!
38 -----> Emmy (300th post winner) Tricentennial Edition!
39 -----> CeramicCornflake (525th post winner) Mission Joystick Prayer
40 -----> BiocideJ (last post on 9/30/16 winner) Mission Septemberfest
41 -----> Muttado1sb (429th post winner) Mission Bananarama
42 -----> Emmy (last post by 11:59pm (CST) on March 31, 2018) Mission March Madness!

May the odds be ever in your favor...