The Battle for the Last Post: Mission Joystick Prayer

[CeramicCornflake]

I've been a PoemZoner for over a decade, along with Emmy, EJ, Catz, and a handful of others that pop in.

[Suz-zen]

Just home from second of two funerals in as many days... one more tomorrow. How many lbd's can a girl have in a week in the summer?

[CeramicCornflake]

Just home from second of two funerals in as many days... one more tomorrow. How many lbd's can a girl have in a week in the summer?

[CeramicCornflake]

I had a dream I shaved my beard and it didn't make me look ridiculous.

[RhymeLovingWriter]

I'm so sorry to hear Suz-zen. I've had three in a few months, but never in the same week. My condolences.

[Suz-zen]

thank you RLW

[RhymeLovingWriter]

CC, I'd like to be around a decade or more - that is awesome!

[RhymeLovingWriter]

I mean on the Zone. Although in general too.

[RhymeLovingWriter]

So, I can't get there, but I'll do two more posts so the next person after that can hit #400. Getting closer.

[RhymeLovingWriter]

Alright, anxious to see who will be next to post. Go get 'em!

[CeramicCornflake]

Oi. Just had a particularly frightening episode of sleep paralysis. Gotta shake it off.

[CeramicCornflake]

I was looking at the wall, and a door opened up. A man in a black suit with no face and fuzzy gray skin stepped out very calmly, shut the door behind him, then just stared at me.

[CeramicCornflake]

Couldn't move. Couldn't make a sound. Couldn't breathe.

[CeramicCornflake]

It felt like someone was electrocuting me too. Not exactly in a painful way, but I felt electric.

[CeramicCornflake]

Been a month or so since I've had one of those

[RhymeLovingWriter]

I've never heard of that before. Do you know what causes it? Sounds terrifying.