The Battle for the Last Post: Mission Joystick Prayer

[Emmy]

The Battle for the Last Post: Mission Joystick Prayer

Congratulations to meee (Emmy!) for winning the 38th Battle (Tricentennial Edition)!

Here are the rules:
1. You may not make more than five consecutive posts.
2. The person to make the 525th post is the winner.
3. No posts shall be physically threatening.
4. No posts shall reveal someone's home address or telephone number.
5. No posts should be profane or abusive without any redeeming content at all, like a message that is just a string of profanity.
6. Any incoherent commercial advertisement/"spam" posting is not allowed.
7. No posts shall contain pornographic/adult situation materials. This includes any sort of foreplay/teasing. Remember: The Rhymezone forum is intended to be a PG-13 environment.
8. Be as incoherently random as you want in the posts!
9. No one is to intentionally, or "accidentally" delete posts to 'win' the post number.
10. There will be NO creating secondary accounts/posting as guests in order to award yourself extra posts to claim the winning post number.
11. Posts containing quotations will not contain more than three quotes.
12. If your post is edited by me or any Moderator, you're not allowed to re-edit the post back to what it was.
13. DON'T PANIC and drink a lot of water.

Any post which violates any of those rules will be deleted as soon as possible.

Remember to please follow the rules. We're all here to have fun, and to post the randomness of what happened throughout the day. This is to prevent the countless number of "OMG! Guess what happened to me!" topics.

Here is the list of the previous winners:

Mission ------>Winner(s)
01 -----> CAR's (ChrisW - AKA StarryNight, AcidTrip, Rachj79)
02 -----> Joe Bobbo for BAD (Bobbo, AngelGurl, Doofusbrain)
03 -----> Belle Ringer for WeB (Weedy, Electron.John, Belle Ringer)
04 -----> KingKongus, Tyrannus (AKA Beavarius)
05 -----> Lioness
06 -----> AcidTrip
07 -----> AcidTrip
08 -----> AngelGurl
09 -----> Lioness
10 -----> Ogsta101 (30 page winner), Emmy: Anti-Social Extraordinaire (25 page winner)
11 -----> CeramicCornflake (Page 50 winner), Veromorphia (Page 25 winner)
12 -----> Emmy:Anti-Social Extraordinaire for Team EL (Page 75 winner), Electron.John (page 50 winner), Veromorphia (page 25 winner)
13 -----> Emmy Superlative (page 85 winner)
14 -----> Reflection of Missed Interpretation (page 25 winner)
15 -----> Emmy Superlative (surprise page 55 winner)
16 -----> lingerinsilence (page 30 winner)
17 -----> CeramicCornflake (Page 26 winner)
18 -----> RoMI (Page 15 winner)
19 -----> lingerinsilence (Page 19 winner)
20 -----> Willa Willow (page 100)
21 -----> AngelGurl (Page 20 winner)
22 -----> AngelGurl (Page 20 winner)
23 -----> Willa Willow (page 23 winner)
24 -----> AcidTrip (page 50 winner)
25 -----> Catz77 (page 12 winner)
26 -----> Willa Willow (page 10 winner)
27 -----> Angelgurl (page 10 winner)
28 -----> AcidTrip (page 20 winner)
29 -----> Emmy. (last post of page 40 winner)
30 -----> Catz77 (page 69 winner)
31 -----> CeramicCornflake (page 13 winner)
32 -----> CeramicCornflake (page 23 winner)
33 -----> Emmy. (Page 17 winner)
34 -----> Emmy (Page 3 winner) Mission Goodbye PZ
35 -----> Catz (200 post winner) Mission Reborn!
36 -----> Joe Bobbo (1000th post winner) Millennium Edition!
37 -----> CeramicCornflake (200th post winner) Bicentennial Edition!
38 -----> Emmy (300th post winner) Tricentennial Edition!

May the odds be ever in your favor...

[Emmy]

What up, folks. Do it to it.

[BiocideJ]

I don't think I will

[BiocideJ]

Oh, wait. I just did didn't I?

[Emmy]

It's supposed to be in the mid 40s to low 50s next week. Practically shorts weather in the Midwest.

[CeramicCornflake]

I need a female model for a photo shoot. She needs to be comfortable with shaving her head.

This is going to be really hard.

[Emmy]

Happy Discount Chocolate Day, yo.

[Electron.John]

Congratz on the win Emmy!

[Electron.John]

CC why not try a cancer treatment center for your model? Leave a flyer up.

[Electron.John]

First post of the day! Got a lot done today at work. Still so much for crap to do...

[Emmy]

Nice weather means Emmy goes on a cleaning binge. Kitchen got scrubbed and disinfected, dishes done, living room tidied. Tomorrow, I'll be scrubbing down my bathroom and picking up (and maybe rearranging) my bedroom.

But for real, it was nice enough out that I shut my heat off Thursday, and the temperature in my apartment stayed at a nice 68 degrees, even with my windows and balcony door open. Had to turn it back on tonight, since it's gonna get a little cooler at night--20s instead of 40s and 50s. But it means spring will be here sooooon!

[Emmy]

Also, I'll have my tax refund on or around Wednesday, and I have two job interviews this week. Whee!

[BiocideJ]

Post #13!
We're 2.47619047619048... % of the way there.

[Emmy]

Interview #1 today went pretty well, and I should expect to hear something by the end of the week. And I have another interview on Friday at 9:30.

[Emmy]

It is 74F on February 27 in Omaha, and I am wearing shorts. We can keep this weather.

[RhymeLovingWriter]

Omaha, hmm? I'm right down the road in Bellevue!