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  • #46
    Some songs are much harder than others. Like the one I'm working on. It sucks, man.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Joe Bobbo View Post
      I swear on the name of the Holy Lord Baby Jesus, if I see one shred of spoilers about Star Wars in this thread, I will find a way to ban hammer you so hard that your great grandchildren won't be able to log onto this site.

      The Revelations of Joe Bobbo: 1:18.
      Soooo you don't want to see this, then?

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      • #48
        We'll miss you, Emmy

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        • #49
          There's a 30 minute segment in The Force Awakens where Mace Windu sits down and eats an entire bowl of flies that he has pulled the wings off of. The entire time there's a chorus of discordant stringed instruments in the background building to crescendo, and the world slowly fades to black and white. The only color on the screen is the crimson stain of a single drop of blood rolling out of his eye onto a snow white table cloth.

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          • #50
            Also there are probably lightsabers, if the previews are to be believed.

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            • #51
              And Twilight Sparkle makes an appearance at the 45:33 mark.

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              • #52
                Gee. I should really be getting ready for work. Sitting in my underwear next to the cat and I have to be there in 17 minutes.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Emmy View Post
                  Soooo you don't want to see this, then?

                  That's a Star Wars spoiler. But that's not a spoiler ABOUT Star Wars. So, you're totally fine. =P

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by CeramicCornflake View Post
                    And Twilight Sparkle makes an appearance at the 45:33 mark.

                    Based on my expectations, I actually think that would make the movie slightly more interesting. I completely expect them to hit the nostalgia button repeatedly.

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                    • #55
                      My girlfriend is mad because I'm not going to buy her a diamond if we ever get married.

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                      • #56
                        I morally refuse to spend thousands of dollars on a common little stone that has no actual intrinsic value outside of machine work.

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                        • #57
                          Diamonds aren't rare. They're everywhere. They're super easy to get if you OWN THE LANDS THAT PRODUCE THEM.

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                          • #58
                            But because of decades of excellent marketing, women believe they have to have not just ONE ring, but two. She needs a wedding ring and an engagement ring. If there has been a more successful marketing campaign I don't know what it could possibly be for. Air? Bottled water? Internet porn?

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                            • #59
                              The cost of a modest wedding ring (modest by her standards) could help pay for a summer of extracurricular activities for a needy child. Or, hey, how about a shit load of food for a starving family? Shove the idea of a diamond being a necessary symbol of love up your collective anuses - both the men and women of the world - and leave it there to ferment and dissolve. K?

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                              • #60
                                ^^^ Amen to that. Plus, there are a lot of other stones out there that are much cheaper and infinitely cooler than diamonds.

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