The Battle for the Last Post: Tricentennial Edition!

[Emmy]

I've applied for six jobs, and did a phone interview yesterday for a nanny agency. It went pretty well, so they're forwarding my application on to families looking for a nanny.

[Joe Bobbo]

I standardized the Battle rules to make them more visually appealing to people who don't like things not being in their natural order.

[CeramicCornflake]

The name of the last battle on that list of winners is wrong I think.

[Joe Bobbo]

Sweet! Thanks for pointing that out. It's fixed now.

[CeramicCornflake]

Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist.

[CeramicCornflake]

They were all in love with dying they were doin it in Texas.

[CeramicCornflake]

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain. He lost in leg in Dallas; he was dancin with a train.

[CeramicCornflake]

Flipper died a natural death - he caught a nasty virus.

[CeramicCornflake]

Well they should have been a better shot and got him in the head.

[Emmy]

Praise baby jeebus, my debit card has arrived. No more dealing with checks not going through.

[Emmy]

Oh! Also! I'll be doing a phone interview sometime in the next day or so with a family looking for a nanny for their 18-month-old. Awesome.

[CeramicCornflake]

Glory be!

[CeramicCornflake]

I got a computer in the mail. I bought a universal charger. It's one of like 3 models that it's not compatible with.

[CeramicCornflake]

My luck sux.

[CeramicCornflake]

Simeon is not a good name. There was a guy on Family Feud with that name. Poor bastard.