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  • Poems about politics would be incredibly dull to read. And write about.

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    • Originally posted by Joe Bobbo View Post
      Poems about politics would be incredibly dull to read. And write about.
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      • "Poems about politics are dull"
        Posted someone in this forum
        What interest could I cull
        From figures like Clinton or Santorum?
        At first blush you may have doubt
        That there could be anything
        But as SNL had figured out
        The answer is everything!
        Because election years are rife
        From scandals like Benghazi
        The only time politicians are black and white
        Is when they call their opponent racist or nazi.
        So as election season rolls this way
        Let these words be a presage,
        "I am BiocideJ,
        And I approve this message! "

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        • Hey, happy New Years everyone. Stay safe.

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          • I read the first sentence of your poem. Saw the word politics. Promptly ignored all following lines. Hypothesis tested.

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            • This is the first post in the Battle made in 2016. Huzzah.

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              • Second post of the year!

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                • Great poem BiocideJ. I would go as far as saying it is probably the best political poem I have ever seen!

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                  • LOL thanks. Sadly that bar is pretty low, I suspect.

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                    • Hope y'all had a good New Year's Eve/Day. I spent New Year's Eve watching movies and drinking a bottle of my champagne by myself. And on New Year's Day, I went to a party, had fun, got drunk, and called my little brother and his girlfriend to come pick me up.

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                      • Originally posted by Electron.John View Post
                        Fixed Emmy's title. It was a title update glitch thing. Sorry Emmy. Maybe that help change your luck so that you get a great job now.
                        Thanks EJ I hope that's going to be the case.

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                        • I love Dr Pepper

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                          • And the letter J

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                            • And the letter J.

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                              • Ah sugar sugar.

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