Battle for the Last Post: Bicentennial Edition!

[Emmy]

Got most of the rest of my stuff packed and ready to load up and finish moving tomorrow.

[Willa]

I want to move to Phoenix because it seems like a nice place.

[Emmy]

Gonna be almost $4,000 to repair my car, even though the majority of the damage is cosmetic. But the other driver's insurance is covering it, thankfully. So for another week, I get to cruise around town in a very nice 2015 Hyundai Elantra (also courtesy of insurance).

[CeramicCornflake]

I don't even know if I got useful meat.

[CeramicCornflake]

Hey so cutting up deer legs is super difficult. I'm paying someone next time.

[CeramicCornflake]

Also, congratulations CC! You deserve every bit of that last post.

Thanks. It feels good to be back on top in the ONLY IMPORTANT THING IN THIS WORLD.

[Joe Bobbo]

Also, congratulations CC! You deserve every bit of that last post.

[Joe Bobbo]

You guys are the best.

That's the truest statement ever made. We are THE best. On a scale from blue to pterodactyl, we're about at a beef stew.

[Emmy]

I love you!

I say this partially because I am drunk but mostly because I do. I have our old letters and I still wear that necklace you sent me! In a lot of ways, you and I are closer than me and my sister. You're 100% cool in my book,dawg.

Love you too boo. You da real MVP, and I say that with complete sincerity. I've been friends with you (and the rest of the OG Rhymezone crew) longer than even some people in my life. You guys are the best.

[CeramicCornflake]

I miss my old friends. It's something I repress 99% of the time, but I vent that stuff when I drink cause inhibitions and all. My best friend from high school married and had a baby. We don't talk anymore. My other really good friend and I are basically estranged. Only JJ (who used to post here by the name Violent_Jman) still live in the same town and see each other all the time, but I think about the others a lot too.

I guess sometimes I get lonely, even though I have lots of friends now. Things just feel so ephemeral. Why do those old relationships mean more to me than current ones, girlfriend notwithstanding.

[CeramicCornflake]

I'm still gonna do five posts cause I used to have a huge post count and now I don't. Sad times.

[CeramicCornflake]

We def talk more frequently than me and my sistier. What is grammar even?

[CeramicCornflake]

Damnit CC

I love you!

I say this partially because I am drunk but mostly because I do. I have our old letters and I still wear that necklace you sent me! In a lot of ways, you and I are closer than me and my sister. You're 100% cool in my book,dawg.

[CeramicCornflake]

Haha neat. Drunk on victory and expensive beer. It's a good combo.

[Emmy]

Damnit CC