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  • Emmy
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    Pack pack pack. I hate moving. Even if I'm excited to move.

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  • BiocideJ
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    Although technically they could face each other back to back if they were both looking into mirrors...

    Actually, I think I could rationalize the entire poem...
    dark night in the middle of the day = eclipse
    Their names, Joe and James Dead
    In addition to drawing their swords they drew their water pistols and shot each other
    A deaf policeman with a cochlear implant heard them
    Last edited by BiocideJ; 12-04-2015, 07:37 AM.

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  • BiocideJ
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    Reminds me of an old nonsensical poem I had forgotten

    One dark night in the middle of the day
    Two dead boys came out to play
    Back to back they faced each other
    Drew their swords and shot each other
    A deaf police man heard the noise
    And came and shot the two dead boys

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  • Electron.John
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    Originally posted by Willa View Post
    Well that didn't work out too well.
    You may have better results if you learn to hang glide or pilot an airplane.

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  • Electron.John
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    My guess is that they do not sleep furiously. But I must say that sentence is grammatically correct, but semantically nonsensical.

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  • BiocideJ
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    Do colorless green ideas sleep furiously?

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  • Willa
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    CC you wrote a book?

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  • Willa
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    Well that didn't work out too well.

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  • Willa
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    Originally posted by Electron.John View Post
    Glad you are OK Emmy. Willa, you can probably do anything you put your mind to. Fear not.
    I am going to put my mind to flying! *jumps*

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  • CeramicCornflake
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    But if anyone wants to look at the (very rough) first draft, I can always email a copy.

    It's science fiction! Which is the genre I always wanted to write.

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  • CeramicCornflake
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    Originally posted by Electron.John View Post
    CC are you selling your new book on amazon?
    Probably not right away. Maybe not for a few years, even. I'm making a serious effort to get this one picked up. I have faith in it!

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  • CeramicCornflake
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    Originally posted by Willa View Post
    This guy I've been seeing typed in one of my usernames and found all of my social media sites. I tend to use the same username for everything. He found an old online journal and read through it. It's my fault for keeping it public, and barely anonymous (I gave myself away with an entry including a photo of a handwritten note I signed with "Michaele"). He told me that he wasn't being invasive and that I shouldn't feel like my privacy was violated because I'd left it up for the whole world to see.
    Uhhh that sounds kinda weird, doesn't it? Kinda creepy.

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  • CeramicCornflake
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    Originally posted by Willa View Post
    I applied for a job, got an interview, and didn't get the job.

    Yesterday I was terrified my current job was going to fire me, because I'm not ready to leave here yet. Not without a new, better job. Which I am having trouble finding. I don't want to do this line of work anymore, but I'm scared to learn something new.
    Yeah that sounds mad terrifying. I don't like getting rejected for jobs

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  • CeramicCornflake
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    Originally posted by Emmy View Post
    Got side-swiped on my way home from work. Some fool decided they could drive their itty bitty sports car like the roads were normal and not snow-covered, and hit me. But I'm okay, and so is my car.
    That's how a guy gets punched in his oysters. Even if it was a woman driving the car. Oyster punchies.

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  • Electron.John
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    CC are you selling your new book on amazon?

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